Internet Causing More Demonic Possessions, Say People Who Believe in Demonic Possessions

When you say the word “exorcism” out loud, usually the movie The Exorcist springs to peoples’ minds. Sure it’s a bit old, but as far as movies that scare the pants off of you go, its spot is forever secured in the history books. But when you Google the word exorcism? Movies barely make it to the front page. Incredulously, the results are all about actual, real life exorcisms. I say incredulously because, well, I don’t believe in them. That is to say, I don’t believe in demonic possession. That is to say, exorcisms seriously happen?

That is to say, yes. This week in Rome, a six day conference is being held on the subject of exorcisms. The internet, these fan fiction devotees claim, is responsible for a sharp rise in Satan worshipping. That, of course, leads to more exorcisms having to take place, which in turn necessitates a week long meeting on the scary trend

 

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