No Seriously, Whose Boobs Are These?

Thanks, The Telegraph’s Lucy Jones, for posing this this serious, real journalist question and sending me on a regrettable, severely NSFW virtual scavenger hunt. I need answers! We all do. But thus far I’ve been unable to confirm or un-confirm whether this puzzling set of policy wonks belong to Lisa Nandy, as some in the comments suggest, or Gloria de Piero (doubtful). I can, however, with the utmost certainty promise that you should never ever in your wildest dreams run a Google search for “Norma Stitz”. I mean it.