Ken Livingstone's pickpocket poster plays into Mayor Johnson's hands

The problem with portraying Boris Johnson as a cartoon caricature is that his entire political strategy is to be a cartoon caricature.

The dishevelled hair, the ill-tied tie, the portly silhouette – this is an image carefully cultivated by the Mayor and the Livingstone campaign is reinforcing it.

The message this image conveys is: “Fares are up, but don’t worry it’s only that lovable scamp Boris up to one of his japes.”

The “Borisstoppers” line falls into the same trap. It trivialises the man and the office of Mayor. Ken Livingstone shouldn’t be campaigning against “Boris”, the lovable airhead who bumbled into power. He should be campaigning against Mayor Johnson, the cynical, calculating politician with command of large budgets and considerable executive authority, whose relentless focus on his personal image has driven his Mayoralty at the expense of governing in the interest of his citizens.

This poster is frivolous, and if the Mayoral election is to be fought on frivolity then there’s only one winner.


























































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Emirates Air Line
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London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






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Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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London agenda for Wednesday 11 January 2012

1. View film, theatre, music, illustration and literature from the London Short Film Festival [Run Riot]

2. Look at the paintings of John Keane at Flowers Centra [Flavorpill]

3. Go to to ICA’s cinema to see Sean Conway, A Fucking Genius [Don’t Panic]

4. Walk backwards in the wind to the London Mime Festival [Time Out]

5. Ask the Met Commissioner some questions [Ian Visits]

6. Explore Sailortown [Tired of London]

London Agenda is Snipe’s daily compilation of what to do in London as suggested by everyone else. Send additions to listings@snipelondon.com

So Far Away by A Place To Bury Strangers

A deliciously gloomy slice of guitar driven melodrama today, taken from the new EP by the murderously intentioned, A Place To Bury Strangers. So Far Away is taken from their debut EP on Dead Oceans, Onwards To the Wall, released February 6th.

A Place To Bury Strangers – So Far Away by snipelondon


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































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Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
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Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























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Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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Spiked Online says football fans aren't racist, they just use racist language

Brendan O’Neill, editor of Spiked Online, hilariously explaining his theory that taking on racism in football is class warfare.

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Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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This is the news on Tuesday 10 January

News cycle
Fitzrovia News has an excellent report on last night’s cycling protest which stopped traffic in King’s Cross. Check out their videos, audio interview with a protester, and a picture of Mayoral candidate Jenny Jones wearing a really very fetching green scarf. Tfl boss Peter Hendy called the protest “stupid”, so in the impossible unlikely event she wins the Mayoralty that will be an interesting working relationship. The Guardian has a photo gallery here.

Shower Hamlets
Ted Jeory flags up Shelina Akhtar, a Tower Hamlets Councillor who has pleaded guilty to benefit fraud. It doesn’t reflect well on local mayor Luftur Rahman. Read Ted’s post for why.

Imperial Ambitions
The Shepherd’s Bush Blog reports that Imperial College wants the BBC’s White City site. They have a pic of the draft plans. Check it.

Below the line
Darryl slams the website masquerading as his local paper for letting online commenters spread lies about Stephen Lawrence.


























































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London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
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Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































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Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























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Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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London agenda for Tuesday 10 January 2012

1. Jump onto a canal boat and let Alice lead the way [Run Riot]

2. Watch the Olympic test event in gymnastics? Whatever, Time Out [Time Out]

3. Hear about Harry Price, the most controversial and famous psychic researcher ever to live. Sarah Sparkes does the speaking. [Ian Visits]

4. See Stevenson’s Rocket [Tired of London]

Brainlove Mixtape 2011

Hello all, this is your music editor speaking. Seeing as we saved our end-of-year palava until the actual end of the year when everyone was away / drunk / farting on the sofa watching Only Fools & Horses, I thought I’d belatedly share this best-of mixtape. The tracks were selected by the artists on Brainlove Records – there’s a song by each band, and a song they picked as their favourite of the year. The tracklist is to be found here, or you can alternatively stream it on Mixcloud if you are a Mixcloudologist. Enjoy!

High Priestess (CFCF Remix) by Active Child

You Are All I See by Active Child was one of our favourite albums of 2011 here at Snipe, High Priestess one of the standout tracks. Now the flame haired harp manipulator otherwise known as Pat Grossi has been given a glorious going over by CFCF, himself no stranger to these pages. Download for free below.

Active Child – High Priestess (CFCF Remix) by snipelondon


























































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Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























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Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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Mayor Johnson's big fat incumbency boost


Ah, the joys of incumbency. @MOLpresents is promoting summer in the city with the above video. In it we see the London we all know and love – a city of stilt walkers, happy looking pedestrians and smiling men in vans. It’s quite uncanny.

Given that there’s a Mayoral election in May, it’s worth noting the image boost these promotions afford the incumbent. Who wouldn\t want to vote for a guy who’s arranging a citywide party this summer to which everyone’s invited?

I don’t think there’s anything particularly wrong with this. It’s not fair, it’s politics. But it underlines the inbuilt advantage Mayor Johnson has over his challengers as the race begins.

In the same vein, Diamond Geezer reports on a new TFL leaflet summarising recent service improvements which he feels oversteps the line:

“As I say, TfL have every right to crow about all the improvements they’re making on our behalf. But why release a convenient potted summary now, reminding us how great the last three years have been, and how many more great things are due in the first half of 2012? With TfL’s Chairman’s up for re-election at the ballot box in May, I have to say, this campaign smacks of using public money for covert electioneering.”

Diamond Geezer – Every journey matters
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In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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Stupid Olympic hype watch: Government edition

“The cabinet is due to meet later at the London Olympics site, to mark 200 days until the start of the Games.”

Don’t worry everyone, there’s only 200 days of this mindless shite left before we can get on with the running and jumping. It’ll fly by.

BBCCabinet to meet at Olympic Games site