In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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Beat Connection, White Heat

24 May | Madam JoJos | 8-10 Brewer Street W1F 0SE

Beat Connection are a balearic pop duo from Seattle. Their debut EP “Surf Noir” sounds like an imagined beach party half-heard through a hazy mist of watery reverb, seagull song, laughter and lapping waves. Forthcoming single “In The Water” is all pulsing bass and a 4×4 beat, persuasive vocals and shimmering surf guitar. “Silver Screen” is an inviting pop number that sprouts from a processed pipe melody into a dreamy mini hit. They’re also the first signing to the Tender Age label, run by this month’s Snipe diarist Toby Bull, and amongst a flurry of London dates this headline date at Madame Jo Jo’s will show them off best.


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























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Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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Heff off: sad day for left-leaning tweeters

In dismal news for pinko liberals on the internet, it is announced that Simon Heffer is leaving the Daily Telegraph to pursue other projects.

Whether calling for mass sackings in the public sector, lambasting politicians for wearing musical ties, or simply asking for bigger portions in British restaurants, Heffer was always good value for an outraged retweet. In his absence, only Melanie Phillips and the Daily Mail are left to prevent lefties having nothing to be outraged about at all. He will be sadly missed.

Slut-shaming the anti-slut-shamers

Read this, if you wish, then come back here and listen to me yell.

Cool attitude, woman, very cool attitude. You know what’s very helpful to the human race? Sentences like this:

The highly educated young women who join SlutWalks are among the safest and most secure in the world. But you’d never know it from the fevered rhetoric.* According to one widely cited scare statistic* cooked up by the American Association of University Women, no fewer than 62 per cent of female students say they’ve been sexually harassed at university – a figure that is credible only if you include every incident of being groped by some 20-year-old drunk

Oh HA HA, BOOM! Young women being groped at school by drunk boys, you’ve just been served! Wait, what? Sorry, I think I jumped the gun on that. Are we not supposed to count incidents where young women are groped by young men against their will as sexual harassment? Because I thought … I mean isn’t that exactly what … OOF, this is hard.

Gotta hand it to crazy face Wente for slut-shaming the anti-slut-shamers, I guess. Love her closing argument that instead of standing up for what they believe in and making their voices heard for not just themselves, but those whose voices can’t be heard, these women should focus on something more important. Because it’s either/or in this world. Choose one issue or die. That’s how it works. I’ve been committed to ending peanut butter and jam apartheid for nearly 20 years now. (I chose too soon I think.) Or whatever. I mean, whatever it is that she deems more important than a worldwide movement that empowers young women.

Okay, keep getting paid lots of money to do your “job,” Margaret!

*LOL

The London Slutwalk takes place at 1pm, 11 June at Trafalgar Square.


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































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Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































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London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
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Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































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Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























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Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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The Coathangers

Fierce, clangy, spooky garage rock from a bunch of terrifying girls. We like.

Does anyone know what this L-shaped pool table is doing in Homerton?

I have never seen one of these before in my life. Do you just play with normal rules? Is it any good? What is it doing in the Adam and Eve pub in E9? All intelligence gratefully received.


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































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Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































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His Clancyness
















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Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
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Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































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Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























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Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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London agenda for Thursday 12 May

1. Watch a film where Germaine Smith meets every single one of her Facebook friends and filming their amusing real-life interactions at Social Cinema [Le Cool]

2. See some ‘comedy’ by Tommy and the Weeks & the Penny Dreadfuls [Run Riot]

3. Shake some arse for Japan with Goldie, Friction, London Elektricity, Scratch Perverts, High Contrast and Rockwell [Flavorpill]

4. Hear what its like to work at London’s great museums [Ian Visits]

5. Draw like Turner at the Tate Britain [Tired of London]

6. Take a rare chance to see inside over 130 artists studios at Woolwich’s Open Studios [Lauren Down]


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































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Emirates Air Line
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Dustin Wong














































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His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
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Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























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Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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Planningtorock

16 May Electrowerkz | 7 Torrens Street EC1V 1NQ

Berlin-based, Bolton-born Janine Rostron, aka Planningtorock, has a followed a zig-zagging but ever-rising trajectory over the last few years. Starting out with an operatic electro 12” on her own Rostron Records label, she has since worked with Chicks On Speed, The Knife and Kevin Blechdom; her second album “W” will be released on May 17th via trailblazing NYC label DFA Records. Live, Rostron is a shamanic presence, using costume, dance, and her operatic, pulsing take on electronic music to whip up a sensuous audio-visual storm. Don’t miss this rare UK show.


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
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Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































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Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























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Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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Chad Valley

11 May | Scala | 275 Pentonville Road N1 9NL

Oxford-based Hugo Manuel is a busy fella – when he’s not fronting Jonquil, he’s cooking up perfectly catchy electronic psychedelia as Chad Valley. The seven tracks on his forthcoming “Equatorial Ultravox” EP are never dull for a moment with new sounds coming at you from all directions; processed piano is adorned with synth squiggles, and harmonic ringing sings under vocodered male-female vocal interchanges. There’s a lot here to love – it’s like an upbeat Boards Of Canada. How it works live we’re curious to see, and Manuel takes Chad Valley to the big Scala stage on May 11th in support of Twin Shadow.


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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Snipe's Theatre guide for May

Theatre editor Alan Hindle’s checks out every play running in London*.

  • Every play may not be included.

Theatre of the mind

The sunshine is crashing down, turning pale, jellyfish-faced Londoners into gleaming red lobsters. On such a beautiful weekend, the beginning, hopefully, of a beautiful summer, what you want is a long, torturous drive to a beach where you can sprawl on a blanket and drink Pimms until you pass elegantly unconscious. Around you the burbling voices of children laughing/screaming. The loose gossip of strangers floating on the sultry breeze. Your iPod is blaring this week’s pop revelation.

But maybe it could be blaring a piece of theatre?