The Metropolis

Interactive Map of World Penis Sizes Affirms All Penis Size Stereotypes

Chuck Ansbacher | Monday 21 March, 2011 15:25

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Planning a Big Dicks of the World tour, but uncertain of where the specific big dick meccas of the world actually are? Well, your penis prayers have been answered. An interactive map of the penises of the world, and what size they all are, has been compiled. And you can play with it.

The map, which was absolutely not compiled by sifting through Peaches Geldof’s old diary entries, asks more questions than it answers. France, for example, winds up at the larger end of the spectrum. But it doesn’t specify if these are pure blooded, native, Vive la France French, or if it includes all of the Sudanese refugees living in France (Sudan has the biggest penis in the world). The same can be said of America, which ranks at the lower end of the spectrum… but is full of Mexican immigrants (Mexico has a pretty big penis). Do Americans have an even smaller penis than the map suggests? Their rank being bolstered by the melting pot of big-dick having immigrants that have flooded that country for years? Nobody knows.

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