Smack Selling Classroom Assistant Slapped With Slammer Stint
A Notting Hill man has been sentenced to three years in prison for peddling heroin… but not to children, thank God.
22 Mar 2011
Meet The Lady’s First Ever Astrologer!
Britan’s oldest women’s weekly introduces the first star gazer in their 125-year history — humourist blogger extraordinaire, Madame Arcati.
22 Mar 2011
Should Apple Remove Anti-Gay iPhone App?
Apple has decided to let an ant-gay, “freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus Christ” app remain in their stores — and praise it with a 4+ “no objectionable content” rating. Where is the consistency in their censorship?
22 Mar 2011
Urge to Use “Sarah Palin” and “Abort” in Same Sentence Too Great for The Telegraph
The worst person in the world apparently didn’t do something. But she did take a TwitPic of it.
22 Mar 2011
Hey, What’s Sawyer from “Lost” Doing in a Hobbit House?
A trim and sexy Peter Jackson leaks the first shots from the upcoming prequels on Facebook.
22 Mar 2011
London agenda for Wednesday 22 March
1. Visit East London’s emerging street art and graffiti scene through Alternative London’s Street Art Tour. [Le Cool]
2. Learn how to physically make a book with The Idler [Run Riot]
3. Get spanked [Run Riot]
4. Eat at Fatboys Diner [Tired of London]
5. Play poker at the Drunken Monkey [Flavorpill]
6. Watch Nicolas Roeg’s 1973 gothic thriller, Don’t Look Now [Time Out]
22 Mar 2011
Good Things Can Never Last by Ryan Hemsworth
A tip courtesy of Tom From Hello Thor Records. Nova Scotia’s Ryan Hemsworth is the author of the A Half Warmed Fish blog and occasional producer of excellent, summery soul jams, like the track below. Good Things Can Never Last is available on Crash Symbols’ ‘Dope Valley Fuck’ compilation.
21 Mar 2011
Interactive Map of World Penis Sizes Affirms All Penis Size Stereotypes
Planning a Big Dicks of the World tour, but uncertain of where the specific big dick meccas of the world actually are? Well, your penis prayers have been answered. An interactive map of the penises of the world, and what size they all are, has been compiled. And you can play with it.
21 Mar 2011
A Step-by-Step Guide to "Making It" in Journalism
Step one? Don’t take advice on “making it” in journalism from anyone on the internet.
21 Mar 2011
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger opens on a watery-eyed, newly divorced wallflower named Helena (Gemma Jones- Bridget Jones). Suddenly plunged into the world of singledom and unable to move on from her failed marriage, she seeks solace in the prophecies of ‘psychic’ Cristal (Pauline Collins), along with liberal measures of whisky. Her predicted tall, dark stranger, turns out to be rather more a strange, plump and follically challenged occultist, complete with a whole heap of ectoplasmic baggage. Meanwhile, her freshly Fake-Baked ex husband Alfie (Anthony Hopkins) seeks his succour in the money-grabbing arms of doe-eyed ditz Charmaine (Lucy Punch) whose wandering gaze falls on her unctuous personal trainer. Despite Alfie’s rather desperate attempts to stay young – cue Viagra jokes aplenty- cracks begin to appear as he realises his rash decisions may have cost him dear.
21 Mar 2011
Snipe Highlights
Some popular articles from past years
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- Nice map of London's fruit trees shows you where to pick free food
- The five best places in London to have an epiphany
- The best church names in London, and where they come from
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- Margaret Thatcher statue rejected by public
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