London agenda for Tuesday 12 October

London agenda for Tuesday 12 October
1. Go surreal at Is Tribal, Maria & The Mirrors, Filthy Boy at the Macbeth [London Gigs]
2. Be seeing Things at the Wellcome [Le Cool]
3. Lose our way with Chicago four piece Maps & Atlases’ [Le Cool]
4. See Cameron’s vision of the UK in 1932’s Metropolis featuring the London Contemporary Orchestra [Run Riot]
5. Examine the Dalston Peace Mural [Tired of London]
6. Mess with the eyes at Mirrored City [Spoonfed]

The End Times: East London's Ninja Turtle Sex Museum

The End Times: East London’s Ninja Turtle Sex Museum

1. Ninja Turtle Sex Museum on Vyner Street [Amelia’s Magazine]
2. Unpublished Stieg Larsson Book Is Confirmed [NY Times]

M&S launches penis and bum enhancing pants

Video of English Defence League hooligans harassing restaurant patrons

London agenda for Monday 11 October

London agenda for Monday 11 October

1. Become exhausted just thinking about Renditions, a dance mix of extreme physicality and intense performance[Spoonfed]
2. Free beer, free shit, and free hip hop at Akil the Emcee & Louis Logic [Le Cool]
3. Watch a play at the Orange Tree Theatre [Tired of London]
4. Watch Matt Smith Q&A the new drama Christopher & His Kind [Run Riot]

N+1 magazine comes to bury hipsters, maybe praise them just a little

London agenda for Friday 8 October

London agenda for Friday 8 October
1. Catch the first UK solo show for rapidly emerging contemporary artist Andrew Curtis [Spoonfed]
2. Pay nothing to see Darwin Deez, Daisy Dares You and The Milk along with DJ sets from CocknBullKid, James Theaker and Emily Rawson at We Are One Festival [Le Cool]
3. Ask if London will still be a major city in 2050 [Run Riot]
4. Summer Camp, Frankie & The Heartstrings, and Big Deal at the Lex [London Gigs]
5. Step inside an 18th century debtors prison [Tired of London]

The End Times: Bee killers found, St Pancras rent strikers, Under water Woolwich

The End Times: Bee killers found, St Pancras rent strikers, Under water Woolwich
1. They Figured Out What Was Killing the Bees! [NY Mag]
2. Fifty years ago the nine-month St Pancras rent strike came to its violent conclusion [Camden New Journal]
3. Trouble on – and under – the water at Woolwich [853]

Here's a bunch of well-known people who are supporting our agony uncle, Dan Savage's 'It Gets Better Project'

London agenda for Thursday 7 October

London agenda for Thursday 7 October
1. Inject intravenously Brighton duo Blood Red Shoes [Spoonfed]
2. Bottoms up at Hendrick’s Horseless Carriage of Curiosities until it moves elsewhere [Le Cool]
3. Take Seb’s advice and see Laki Mera in Camden [Snipe]
4. Celebrate the opening of The Print Club London [Run Riot]
5. Stitch someone up at the Knitting & Stitching show afterparty [RUn Riot]
6. See Gog and Magog at St Dunstans in the West [Tired of London]