The Metropolis

A post in honour of sodden feet

Mike Pollitt | Friday 4 November, 2011 10:38

Wharf profiled Sioned Morgan, a reflexologist. Here are the five most ridiculous sentences in the article.

5. “Your right foot is male and past and your left foot is female and future.”

4. “The skin around my toes was irritated, more on my right foot, which could be linked to emotional irritation with a man.”

3. “Your instep is where your digestive system lies.”

2. “Sioned…claimed it was possible to tell if someone was pregnant and also determine the sex of the baby just from the mother’s feet.”

1. “Sessions cost £73 for 50 minutes”

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