In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
Emirates Air Line










































































































































Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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London agenda for Thursday 2 June

1. Listen to some vintage sounds, upbeat tempos, lycra and clever lyrics at Correspondents Pre-festival Showcase [Le Cool]

2. View provocative artists from around the world, from prisoner Charles Bronson, Bolivian enfant terrible & coca-leaf artist Gaston Ugalde at Guerilla Zoo [Run Riot]

3. Get grubby at the Wellcome at Dirt: The Filthy Reality of Everyday Life [Flavorpill]

4. Watch two rival tour bus companies race against each other while their bored guides make up alternative histories of London at The Scoop The venue, not our Scoop. [Time Out]

5. Ensure that the border of the City are correctly layed out [Ian Visits]

6. Drink at the Lord John Russell [Tired of London]


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
Emirates Air Line










































































































































Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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Situation by Making Friendz

Making Friendz is the solo alter ego of MEN bassist Tami Heart. She releases new album Social Life, her first in 10 years, June 21st via Last Bummer Records. Check out the punky doo-wop of lead single Situation below and the accompanying gross-out video, described by makers Wildwood as a ‘joyous puke festival’. Not for the faint-hearted or weak of stomach.

Making Friendz – Situation by snipelondon


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
Emirates Air Line










































































































































Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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MPs moot early summer holiday next year, probably so they can go watch the best Olympic events

“The dedicated Olympic route network goes through Parliament Square and that makes access to Parliament difficult.”

Transport Secretary Philip Hammond justifies the prospect of an early summer holiday for MPs in 2012. I wonder how they fared in the ticket ballot… Via BBC News


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
Emirates Air Line










































































































































Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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London agenda for Wednesday 1 June

1. See some flashing images, sonic feedback, harsh oscillations and ethereal imagery from Chris Cunningham [Le Cool]

2. View Caroline Hall and her third exciting and thought provoking show [Run Riot]

3. Fall in love with The Fall again [Flavorpill]

4. Watch the ballet ‘Manon’ on a big screen at Trafalgar Square [Time Out]

5. Learn about…. The Sun [Ian Visits]

6. Buy wine at Berry Bros and Rudd [Tired of London]


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
Emirates Air Line










































































































































Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































Steffaloo

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Are cemeteries the new urban playgrounds?

“Neon-clad runners, their ears stuffed with iPod earphones, sometimes appear, puffing and panting, in front of a solemn funeral procession.”

Der Spiegel reports that Munich’s cemeteries are being overrun by joggers, sunbathers and children’s parties. Anyone who’s been to Abney Park in Stoke Newington recently will recognise the trend. Ethical dilemma of the day: How recent does a grave have to be before an evocative journey into the past becomes disrespectful trampling on the memory of the dead? My answer: about 75 years.

The Hangover Part II

Those clever, clever folks at Warner Bros. have gone and done it again: taken a hugely successful film like The Hangover (highest grossing R-rated comedy film of all time, dontcha know?) and strung it out into an unnecessary sequel. Less hangover, more paralytic three-day blackout – the kind which really starts to drag after a while. In the second instalment of Todd Phillips’ über-successful buddy comedy concept the ‘Wolfpack’ are back, and you can bet your bottom baht* that it’s going to be messier, crazier and yet somehow exactly the same as Las Vegas. Except with more Thai ladyboys.


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
Emirates Air Line










































































































































Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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Get drunk over the weekend? This is what you looked like

“The drunkard commonly hath a swollen and inflamed face beset with goodly jowles; swimming, running, glaring, goggle eyes, bleared and red; a mouth nasty with offensive fumes, alwayes foaming, or drivelling; a feverish body; a sicke and giddy braine; a mind dispersed; a boyling stomacke; rotten teeth; stinking breath; a drumming eare; a palsied hand; gouty, staggering legs, that would go, but cannot; a drawling, stammering, tongue, clamped to the roofe and gumms.” [Via the excellent Dainty Ballerina, comes an entertaining collection of 17th century anti-booze texts]


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
Emirates Air Line










































































































































Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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A possibly apocryphal story about the weirdest club in London

A friend of a friend recently went out in West London, to a bar near the King’s Road. Having paid his entrance fee, and enjoyed some pleasant badinage with the bouncers, he moved upstairs to the bar. The second he stepped inside the door, a red laser spot appeared unerringly on his chest, as if he was being targeted by a crack sniper. Then a bouncer appeared from nowhere and made to grab him round the neck. But then he relent at the last moment as the red spot flicked from my friend’s chest to land on someone standing behind him. Upon looking up, my friend saw that this damn spot came from a laser pen wielded by a man behind the bar in lounge suit and tie, wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigar. It turns out that this man runs the bar, and that each night he uses the laser pen to signify to the bouncers which customers he wants removed from his sight. Upon selection, there is no right of appeal. The spot cannot be cleansed.


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
Emirates Air Line










































































































































Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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London agenda for Tuesday 31 May

1. Listen to some ‘super-charming 60s girl-pop that fizzes with exuberance and naive charm’ with Cults [Le Cool]

2. Get some perspective on weight with the first Burger Queen contest – a beauty pageant for fat people & friends [Run Riot]

3. Take a journey through time at space at the Book Club with Ghostjumps and Wormholes [Flavorpill]

4. Watch Jimmy McNulty in Butley [Time Out]

5. Ponder if critics help or hinder the arts [Ian Visits]

6. Watch the planes at London City Airport [Tired of London]


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































Stay on the Job Uncle Sam poster



















































































































































































































































































Emirates Air Line
Emirates Air Line










































































































































Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































Steffaloo

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Badminton bosses try to sex up the sport for 2012 Olympics by making women wear shorter skirts

“TV ratings are down. We want to build them up to where they should be. They play quite well. We want them to look nicer on the court and have more marketing value for themselves. I’m surprised we got a lot of criticism.” [Via Hypervocal]