Stop machine by Snorkel

This South London-based collective have spent the last year ‘experimenting in their…studio’, putting together second album Stop Machine – released May 9th, through Slowfoot records. The press release describes their music as ‘electro-aquatic-kraut-afro-funk’. I prefer the term ‘jazzy’, but whatever, its pretty good stuff – interesting, dynamic, exciting – even if the intro to the title track sounds a little like the Venga Boys.

Snorkel – Stop Machine by snipelondon

Fire authority chair to Qadaffi Squatters: "A Blight to the Area"

Councillor Brian Coleman comes out against those occupying Qadaffi’s Hampstead Garden Suburb mansion.


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































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Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































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His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































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London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
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Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























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Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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It Could Be Worse: We Could All Have Knives for Penises

We share about 96% of our DNA with chimpanzees — luckily that missing 4% included gene that turns their genitals into spiny weapons.


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































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Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
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Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























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Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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A nation of shopkeepers: making money on terror

The arrest of a business man named Terrence has led investigators to the largest haul of terrorist information ever in the UK, and should encourage us re-evaluate our modern definition of terrorism.

Tim Key chats about winning the Edinburgh Comedy Award, Alan Partridge and writing the perfect poem

Tim Key picks up the phone and says ‘I thought you were late. I rang my agent to find out where those jokers from Snipe were.’ He continues to explain that he’s using a friend’s phone, a friend who’s continuously late and so has set his clock fifteen minutes early. When I reply that it’s now precisely two thirty (the scheduled time of our phone interview) he adds comically, ‘you guys at Snipe have built your business on punctuality.’

Divorced From Reality by Facebook

As Facebook continues to burrow its tentacles into every aspect of our lives, it is increasingly being cited as a source of marital problems. Yes, marital problems. Between adults. On Facebook.


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































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Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
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Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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England Healthier Than Least Healthy Country in History

Congratulations England! You’re less fat than the fattest fat kid at fat camp.


























































In the Woods Festival 2013

















































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Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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London agenda for Thursday 10 March

1. Watch a mini-version of the Parisian exhibition on Larry Clark [Le Cool]

2. Expect the darkest, most curious acetate transparencies you will ever see, with a splash of the surreal in Cat Soup [Run Riot]

3. Watch the most gorgeous, glamorous and ground-breaking new releases at Music Loves Video [Flavorpill]

4. Spread some spare change around at the Affordable Art Fair [Time Out]

5. Eat at the 1901 Restaurant [Tired of London]

6. Hear the gloomy glory and the defeat of Dr Beeching with Iliketrains and Nedry at Barfly [London Gigs]


























































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Emirates Air Line
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Dead fish in London's river Lea caused by pollution after a storm














































Dustin Wong














































Artists impression of a fatberg on the 4th plinth





















































































































His Clancyness
















London home owners, private renters and social renters 1961-2011
























































Jaako Eino Kalevi





































































































































































London median rent chart 2013










Lilo Evans and Tristan Stocks in the Mikado






Chart showing how Londoners get to work across inner and outer London
Chart showing how Londoners get to work by mode, 2011 data
Chart showing how the way Londoners get to work is changing over time
























































Map of empty homes or second homes in London




















































































































London borough population changes 2011-2012







































Map of red kite sightings in London, May 2014









Artists impression of the "Teardrop", as seen from Ridley Rd, Dalston























Poster against Chatsworth Rd market in London


























































































































































































Tim Cresswell's poetry collection Soil, published by Penned in the Margins































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ShortList Announces New Editor from NME, Poops on Women’s Day

Martin Robinson is leaving his post as Deputy Editor at NME and taking the reigns at the men’s magazine. Hopefully he’ll tweak the release schedule of their latest fashion venture.

Live Much by D/Wolves

Regular readers of this feature may remember Joel ‘Kynan’ Williams – the San Diego-based, Prince obsessive we featured a couple of months back. His band D/Wolves are set to release their debut album this Friday (March 11). It’s available for free via their Bandcamp page. Check out two teasers, the Flaming Lips-esque Pretty Wolves and Live Much, below.

D/Wolves – Live Much by snipelondon

D/Wolves – Pretty Wolves by snipelondon