Smack Selling Classroom Assistant Slapped With Slammer Stint

A Notting Hill man has been sentenced to three years in prison for peddling heroin… but not to children, thank God.

 

Interactive Map of World Penis Sizes Affirms All Penis Size Stereotypes

Planning a Big Dicks of the World tour, but uncertain of where the specific big dick meccas of the world actually are? Well, your penis prayers have been answered. An interactive map of the penises of the world, and what size they all are, has been compiled. And you can play with it.

 

People With Least Significant Job in City Surprisingly Willing to Have Picture in Paper

Marvel at the seriousness with which nightclub door-pickers take themselves and their meaningless jobs.

 

“Everything Fun” Banned From 2012 Olympics

Well, not literally everything. But everything fun to make noise with is definitely not allowed.

 

Bucket of iPhones Buried in Geffrye Museum

Blind optimism was on display as the museum’s youth panel placed a time capsule underground, not to be unearthed for 100 years.