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A List of the Best Places to Masturbate in The National Gallery

Chuck Ansbacher | Wednesday 9 March, 2011 15:28

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Internet connection on the fritz? Nuts subscription expired? Page Three feeling a little too pedestrian lately? Or just want to try pleasuring yourself in a more inspirational public setting? Today, all of those conundrums are conundrums no more.In advance of this year’s Ig Noble Awards Show, Londonist has done an incredible national service, and compiled a very detailed list of every awesome nude shot in the National Gallery.

They’ve broken the list down by body part showing, and nationality of origin. So, for example, if you’re a Flemish nip guy (show of hands?) there’s a chart outlining how much action you can expect to find in the gallery, and where to find it.

Fascinating, useful stuff.

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