The Metropolis

Apocalypse watch: Enfield's dead are rising from their graves

Mike Pollitt | Monday 1 August, 2011 12:47

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The Enfield Independent has news of a possible apocalypse getting underway in the borough.

Police are investigating after the head of a tombstone was knocked off in an Enfield cemetery, exposing a skeleton.

Compare Matthew 27:51

And the earth did quake, and the rocks rent; and the graves were opened and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, and came out of the graves.

So, yeah. Probably only go to Enfield if it’s strictly necessary this week.

[Via @Londoncems]

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