The Metropolis

Survey reveals Londoners to be more unhappy than rest of UK. You miserable gits.

Mike Pollitt | Monday 7 November, 2011 10:31

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“The exact question posed to repondents was: ‘Taking all things together, how happy would you say you are.’”

The results are clear. If you want to be happy, move away from this godforsaken hellhole, this Gomorrah on the Thames. Flee from the rats and the traffic and the smog, from the hipsters and the thieves, and the endless surveys telling you how unhappy you are. Get out, get out, before it’s too late.

Lots more data from the survey, via the GLA, here.

Chart: Taking Part Survey

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