LIFE Finds Rare Treasure Trove of Eva Braun Photos

60 years later, it’s still possible to discover weird things that have something to do with Adolf Hitler.

 

Fire authority chair to Qadaffi Squatters: "A Blight to the Area"

Councillor Brian Coleman comes out against those occupying Qadaffi’s Hampstead Garden Suburb mansion.

 

It Could Be Worse: We Could All Have Knives for Penises

We share about 96% of our DNA with chimpanzees — luckily that missing 4% included gene that turns their genitals into spiny weapons.

 

A nation of shopkeepers: making money on terror

The arrest of a business man named Terrence has led investigators to the largest haul of terrorist information ever in the UK, and should encourage us re-evaluate our modern definition of terrorism.

 

England Healthier Than Least Healthy Country in History

Congratulations England! You’re less fat than the fattest fat kid at fat camp.

 

A List of the Best Places to Masturbate in The National Gallery

In honour of the Ig Noble Awards Show and it’s championing of preposterous research, Londonist presents a guide to every artistic nipple and genital in the revered museum.

 

Orange Censoring Red?

The cellular giant has been blocking emails containing any iteration of the word “Marx”, “Marxism” or “Marxist”.

 

Holloway Teen Jailed After Police Discover Crack in His Bum

The best headlines truly do write themselves.