The Metropolis

Do you want to sit on the tube all night drinking and chatting up hotties? Here's your chance

Mike Pollitt | Wednesday 25 May, 2011 12:31

Disney unveils some of the new attractions on its Carribbean cruise ship Disney Fantasy. Aside from sounding like a porn site where Jasmine from Aladdin and Simba from the Lion King finally get it on, the ship boasts a section of bars seductively called Europa.

“La Piazza is themed after Italian cities and their decorative outdoor plazas…O’Gill’s Pub is a rollicking Irish bar with modern day twists. Ooh La La is inspired by an elegant French boudoir adorned with velvet tufted walls. And finally, The Tube transports guests to a vibrant metropolitan club via the London Underground.” [Via Annie Mole]

So you have a choice between a French boudoir, a “rollicking” Irish pub, an Italian piazza, or a bar inspired by somewhere dark, smelly, boiling hot and full of moody silent types. Actually, it sounds just like Snipe’s kind of place.

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